Mexican.
Junior in High School.
I play the sax.
I love food.
Dr Pepper.

 

nerdforthebirds:

takecareincoleworld:

tf2maelgwyn:

tooraloora:

clarri:

franco-ontarienne:


This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class.  Did I mention she’s awesome?

j’ai oublier connasse XD

I like how there is one simple word for ‘one who likes to be fucked in the ass’

Ah, the French language; even their crass insults roll so sweetly off the tongue.

… what timing

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i need this

nerdforthebirds:

takecareincoleworld:

tf2maelgwyn:

tooraloora:

clarri:

franco-ontarienne:

This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class.  Did I mention she’s awesome?

j’ai oublier connasse XD

I like how there is one simple word for ‘one who likes to be fucked in the ass’

Ah, the French language; even their crass insults roll so sweetly off the tongue.

… what timing

(via imgTumble)

i need this

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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs

literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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lucy-vanpelt:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.